Slovenia & Croatia Sailing (9-16 August 2025)

To Piran – Time to Bare It All

• First Strip of the Trip: to Strunjan Bay, where swimsuits become optional and tan lines become your enemy
• Sun-Kissed Everything: Feel the liberation as you sunbathe au naturel in crystal clear waters – goodbye fabric, hello freedom!
• Afternoon Delight: Sail to picture-perfect Piran with hopefully not too much sunburn on your tender bits
• Culture with a Twist: Climb St. George's Bell Tower for views that'll make you gasp (and not just from the stairs) – just remember to put pants on first
• Wine Down: Sample local wines that'll loosen your inhibitions (as if you had any left)
• Night Moves: Café Teater or Caffe Tartini – where the drinks are strong and the glances are stronger

Piran to Koper – Booty-full Views Ahead

• Morning Glory: 8 nautical miles along Slovenia's stunning coastline
• Naked Noon: Drop anchor at Punta Grossa – where the gays gather and the tan lines surrender
• Afternoon optional Tour: Explore medieval Koper, keeping your eyes peeled for local talent while pretending to admire the architecture
• Drink & Devour: Wine tasting at Vinakoper Winery – because nothing pairs better with nudity than a good Refosco
• Evening Entertainment: Find a cozy tavern where the seafood is fresh and the waiters are fresher
• Lights Out: Dream of tomorrow's adventures (and that cute one from the beach)

Koper to Rovinj – Cross-Border Pleasure Cruise

• Rise & Shine, Gorgeous: 35 nautical miles today – our longest thrust into Croatian waters
• The Main Event: Arrive at Monsena Beach – Rovinj's gayest shore where the men are plenty and the swimwear is scarce
• Bare Necessities: Soak up rays on your bare bum and make new "friends" in this clothing-optional paradise
• Fairy Tale Evening: Dock at Rovinj Marina or anchor around (depending on planning and availability) and let your fantasies run wild in this romantic Old Town with its cobblestone streets (comfortable shoes advised, even for the most seasoned queens)
• Cocktail o'Clock: Meet up where the views compete with the eye candy
• Sweet Dreams: Back to the boat with numbers collected and stories to tell

Rovinj to Poreč – From One Bare Beach to Another

• Morning Wood... Haven: 15 nautical miles along Croatia's Istrian peninsula
• Clothing Casualties: Stop at Punta Križ FKK Beach – for some tan and water games
• Historical Hotness: Visit Poreč's UNESCO-listed Euphrasian Basilica (shirts required)
• Afternoon Exposure: Bare it all at Ulika Camp FKK Beach while comparing lack of tan lines
• Gin & Sin: Sample local spirits at an Istrian distillery – liquid courage for tonight's adventures
• Sunset Seduction: Dinner with a view – of both the horizon and fellow diners

Poreč to Umag – Sailing, Sunning, Stunning

• Morning Mounting... the Waves: 15 nautical miles northward
• Bare Beach Bonanza: Drop anchor at Kanegra Beach – where the only thing between you and nature is a generous layer of sunscreen
• Water Sports: Swimming, snorkeling, and other wet activities best enjoyed naked
• Evening Exploration: Umag's Old Town awaits – time to put clothes on (temporarily) and discover local nightlife
• Bar Crawl: From beach bars to downtown hotspots – tonight we drink, tomorrow we regret
• Last Night in Croatia: Make it count before crossing back to Slovenia

Making the Return Journey

• The Grand Finale: 12 nautical miles back to where it all began
• One Last Dip: Stop at secluded coves for a final skinny dip – because why waste a perfectly good tan?
• Back to Base: Return to the marina with a week's worth of stories (and photos that should never reach social media)
• Farewell Feast: Celebrate your naked odyssey with a decadent dinner – toast to new friends, bare adventures, and deleted search histories
• Last Call: One final night to exchange numbers and make promises to meet again next year
• Final Fantasy: Last night aboard – make it memorable!

The Morning After 

• Walk of Fame: Disembark before 09:00, slightly hungover but gloriously tanned ALL OVER
• Farewell, Sailors: Exchange social handles with your new friends – what happens on the Adriatic stays on the Adriatic (except for those undeletable mental images)